by edentheeater December 4, 2016
Get the ashley sloan mug.A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
by Serjy November 26, 2018
Get the Sloane mug.that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself
*during sorority denominations*
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
by not sloane November 18, 2019
Get the Sloane mug.by King Kerrod November 24, 2019
Get the Alex Sloane mug.Sloane is a brown haired girl and brown eyed girl. Her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite food is ranch. Sloane is a very sweet and funny person bout however she knows how to SLAY and twerk on all of the boys that turned her down *cough *cough RYAN. Sloane goes to a rich kid school and is VERY popular but however her best friends do not go to her school and they names are Josephine and Lily. She lives in a box.
Anthony: "Look at Sloane SLAYING over there!!!"
Brooks: "I wish that Sloane was my girlfriend!"
Lily and Josie: "Sloane is our best friend!"
Ryan: "WAIT that's Sloane I wish I never rejected her!"
Brooks: "I wish that Sloane was my girlfriend!"
Lily and Josie: "Sloane is our best friend!"
Ryan: "WAIT that's Sloane I wish I never rejected her!"
by 76801:) March 24, 2019
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When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.
When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.
by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019
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