slob

Someone who tells Washington that they want laws and other things just to benefit themselves. The following are required to be defined as slobs.

- A Progressive or Right Winger that is a....
2. Hollywood star or Pro Athlete or a key figure for Big Oil, Big Pharma.

3. High-income, tax dodging by purposely donating mass amounts to charity rather than giving by heart.

Combine all four into a lobbying festival and you got yourselves a slob!

The slobs can also be nepotistic.....

5. A labor union that serves the rich and not the middle class.

6. A media conglomerate that does not invest in youthful talent

ExxonMobil posted a 80 billion dollar profit, they paid zip taxes this quarter. What slobs.

by citylifeloving January 10, 2012

Train slob

It's when a lot of bitches line up to slob on your johnson.

Dave: "Holy shit did you hear about James and the train slob?"
Mike: "Yes, I heard he had jasmine in that bitch."

by Scarrty March 5, 2018

slob blob

Someone who no longer has any self-respect, where it manifests in his life in some way.

That guy became a slob blob: fat and lazy. But then he recovered and became social again!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

Dookie Slob

The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock

Brian: Yo you heard grace gives good Dookie Slob
Sam: yeah I’m tryna find out

by No Thots please November 6, 2020

E-Slob

A person who never cleans up their emails and has a messy desktop full of links, files, and folders that they will never use again.

I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!

by z28owner2 January 25, 2011

Slob Bob

A person is altogether sloppy, or a slob. They dress in sweats, baggy clothes, and PJs to school or other important events. Usually it's girls who just roll out of bed and go on about their day.

Rachel: Did you see Amanda today?

Becky: Yes, I can't believe how trashy she looks in those sweats and wife beater.

Rachel: She is totally a slob bob!!!

by Jamaraqui August 6, 2011