by Skyde March 22, 2025
Get the Skyde mug.SkyDildo is a term used in the United States and other NATO-aligned countries. It refers to a consortium of self-proclaimed drone experts—often characterized as “tech Karens”—who advocate for restrictive policies, questionable hardware alternatives, and performative innovation in the unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) space.
The term has become a rallying cry for drone hobbyists, engineers, and tech skeptics who view SkyDildo as emblematic of Silicon Valley’s tendency to overpromise and underdeliver.
The term has become a rallying cry for drone hobbyists, engineers, and tech skeptics who view SkyDildo as emblematic of Silicon Valley’s tendency to overpromise and underdeliver.
Scene: A smoky police precinct, somewhere in the Midwest. A drone crashes outside.
Police Officer #1 (peering out the window): Why is our drone on fire again?
Police Officer #2 (sighing, sipping burnt coffee): That’s the third one this month. Call the fire department. And animal control. I think it landed on a cat.
Police Sergeant (storming in): Goddammit! SkyDildo strikes again. Ever since they got DJI banned, our drones have the IQ of a Roomba on bath salts.
Police Officer #1 (peering out the window): Why is our drone on fire again?
Police Officer #2 (sighing, sipping burnt coffee): That’s the third one this month. Call the fire department. And animal control. I think it landed on a cat.
Police Sergeant (storming in): Goddammit! SkyDildo strikes again. Ever since they got DJI banned, our drones have the IQ of a Roomba on bath salts.
by BackTheBlue99 October 16, 2025
Get the SkyDildo mug.Taking extreme chances when cooking with and/or eating food made by a kRaZy, yet top-notch chef. Usually the chef is hitting the upper limits of what is possible in modern or ancient cuisine.
Hey, chef Tony has something special for you. It's fermented, salted raw pork, that he puts in a jar and keeps on the shelf, unrefrigerated, for at least 1 year. It was pretty scary to think I was about to eat unrefrigerated, 1 year old raw pork, but it turned out to be fantastic... try it.
Tony's got some old raw pork, wanna do some Culinary Skydiving?
Tony's got some old raw pork, wanna do some Culinary Skydiving?
by tonebone August 12, 2012
Get the Culinary Skydiving mug.You hold the girl up with your feet "airplane style" and then she drops down and lands/inserts onto the dick.
"Let's try the Skydiver"
"Hold on I have to take my step-father to the hospital, he broke his dick when he and my mom tried the Skydiver in the backyard"
"Hold on I have to take my step-father to the hospital, he broke his dick when he and my mom tried the Skydiver in the backyard"
by TheBee'sFeet July 26, 2016
Get the The Skydiver mug.A more intense form of skydiving where you jump out of a plane, and skydive into another plane (thus creating a circle, so 360°). Similar to bonzai skydiving, there is no parachute, so don’t miss.
Guy 1: Hey man, what happened to Steve?
Guy 2: Oh, you didn’t hear. Steve’s 360° skydiving trip went south. He missed the second plane.
Guy 1: Damn...
Guy 2: Oh, you didn’t hear. Steve’s 360° skydiving trip went south. He missed the second plane.
Guy 1: Damn...
by Screw-It-I'm-Out May 21, 2018
Get the 360° Skydiving mug.Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.
by jackson cockload August 22, 2018
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