BackTheBlue99's definitions
SkyDildo is a term used in the United States and other NATO-aligned countries. It refers to a consortium of self-proclaimed drone experts—often characterized as “tech Karens”—who advocate for restrictive policies, questionable hardware alternatives, and performative innovation in the unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) space.
The term has become a rallying cry for drone hobbyists, engineers, and tech skeptics who view SkyDildo as emblematic of Silicon Valley’s tendency to overpromise and underdeliver.
The term has become a rallying cry for drone hobbyists, engineers, and tech skeptics who view SkyDildo as emblematic of Silicon Valley’s tendency to overpromise and underdeliver.
Scene: A smoky police precinct, somewhere in the Midwest. A drone crashes outside.
Police Officer #1 (peering out the window): Why is our drone on fire again?
Police Officer #2 (sighing, sipping burnt coffee): That’s the third one this month. Call the fire department. And animal control. I think it landed on a cat.
Police Sergeant (storming in): Goddammit! SkyDildo strikes again. Ever since they got DJI banned, our drones have the IQ of a Roomba on bath salts.
Police Officer #1 (peering out the window): Why is our drone on fire again?
Police Officer #2 (sighing, sipping burnt coffee): That’s the third one this month. Call the fire department. And animal control. I think it landed on a cat.
Police Sergeant (storming in): Goddammit! SkyDildo strikes again. Ever since they got DJI banned, our drones have the IQ of a Roomba on bath salts.
by BackTheBlue99 October 16, 2025
Get the SkyDildomug.