When your girlfriend has been spending quality time with you, she may enter a state of euphoria,contentment and clumsiness only previously witnessed in Kuala bears. The vagaries of such a frame of mind include the following:
Scenario 1)
Farting whilst engaged in public speaking, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "She awl skitzy and shit"
Scenario 2)
The occasional fanny fart when bed surfing, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Boo you got skitzy"
Scenario 3)
Talking utter bollocks that only she understands, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Babe you switched on awl skitzy again, flick it off and make sense god dam it"
Scenario 4)
Attempting to flick a ciggarette out of a packet in a pre-smoke manouvre that others close by would find immpressive, but instead flicking too hard, and as a result firing that stacked 20 deck across the room taking out your boyfriends nose, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "you broke broke my nose you skitzy bitch!"
Farting whilst engaged in public speaking, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "She awl skitzy and shit"
Scenario 2)
The occasional fanny fart when bed surfing, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Boo you got skitzy"
Scenario 3)
Talking utter bollocks that only she understands, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "Babe you switched on awl skitzy again, flick it off and make sense god dam it"
Scenario 4)
Attempting to flick a ciggarette out of a packet in a pre-smoke manouvre that others close by would find immpressive, but instead flicking too hard, and as a result firing that stacked 20 deck across the room taking out your boyfriends nose, only to find it highly amusing.
Response: "you broke broke my nose you skitzy bitch!"
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