satchel

Indiana Jones wears one.

i.e. badass

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.

by yevkur April 19, 2010

sketch files

A term used frequently to refer to the television show, the X-Files. The Sketch comes from sketchy.

Dude, the sketch files are on tonight, are you ready to get sketched out.

by FURG March 11, 2005

sketch bounce

leaving a party/ bar/ club where your attendance was appreciated yet your absence will go unnoticed for at least one half hour. In order to perform this maneuver properly one mustn't say goodbye to anyone and exit while no one is looking. Also known as "sketching out".

He must've sketch bounced, again.

by Loganswifey October 26, 2010

Sophia Character Sketch Paradox

In an academic situation: When a friend points out a suggestion for your writing, but being the arrogant person you are, refuse to accept their suggestion, resulting in deducted marks. Afterwards, they will proceed to get mad for the suggestion they were oblivious to and continually vent about it.

Friend 1: Hey, how did you do on the English essay?
Sophia: I lost two marks for not using the word reserved instead of cautious!
Friend 1: But we told you to use that and you didn't listen!
Friend 2: Well, that's the Sophia Character Sketch Paradox in action!

by Geoffrey Lee October 26, 2020

Satchelpuss

To be overly preoccupied with ones smart phone in public situations, so as to ignore others and ones surrounding environment.

Quit being a satchelpuss and answer my question.

by Brown Bleacher Bums September 19, 2010

egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.

My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch

by bLiTcH January 5, 2008

Etch-A-Sketch

Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both nipples
simultaneously.

by Karlito April 20, 2003