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Samuel

The most hottest boy. The nicest boy out there, doesn't always show his care for people, but he does care. He would do anything to cheer someone up, he is loved by someone for sure.
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by 242011 November 24, 2011
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Samuel

Big dick god who gets all the girls and is a baller he has 50 million cars and gets pussy 25/7. No one will ever step up to a Samuel cause he will beat ur ass. Also his penis terrifies people once whipped out because of how huge it is
Guy 1 :Omg who is that pussy slayer over there

Guy 2 : that is Samuel, don’t step to him or else he will beat ur ass
by The beast slayer 123 May 17, 2020
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simulblast

verb - the act of defecating (usually by accident) while vomiting. Usually an unfortunate accompaniment to influenza or food poisoning.
Man, there was puke and feces all over the bathroom after I simulblasted. My mom had to take my boxers out to the dumpster!
by Shmeeism April 1, 2007
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simulscussion

si.mul.scus.sion sahy-muhl-skuhsh-uhn, noun.

A highly advanced form of conversation between two or more people involving simultaneously talking and listening; It is executed by comprehending what the other person said without the need to pause while listening, all the while retorting to the previous thing the other person said; effectively abolishing the rude connotations associated with interruption.
Simply put, a simulscussion is a revolutionary way to exacerbate the rudeness that stereotypically is associated with interruption. It's not interruption if you can keep up! Por ejemplo:

Bart: So where are you thinking we should grab some grub? What do you think of Chinese?
Rob (simultaneously): Man, I have this weird thing on my arm. Does it look infected to you?

In response (immediately thereafter):
Bart: Gross dude. You should really go have that checked out. I know this urgent care clinic not too far from here. You want me to take you?
Rob (simaltaneously): Hmmm I don't know I could kinda go for some Mexican... or maybe seafood. Definitely not trying to find those two things in the same place though. Hey, I know this place near the bay we could hit up. It's called Sharkie's. Maybe grab some beers too.

In response (again, immediately thereafter)
Bart: Yeah not interested in seafood from a cheap Mexican restaurant, haha. I'm down for this Sharkie's joint. Sounds pretty swank. Definitely down for some brewskies.
Rob (simaltaneously): Man I still haven't got health insurance. I'ma probably just take care of it myself.

In response (again, immediately thereafter)
Bart: Whoaaa dude, 3 o'clock! You see that chick?
Rob: (simaltaneously): So Sharkie's it is. You wanna invite Scotty or no?

In response (again, immediately thereafter)
Bart: Nah I called him before, said he had other stuff going on tonight.
Rob: Where at? Oh snap! Daaaamn.
by bun10nb0b July 5, 2010
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simultaneous equation

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.
If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'
by rieazen September 9, 2014
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simulacra

A simulacra an unsatisfactory Iverson of what you are in another realty
Simply watch a video by jackseptyeye called simulacra
by Fuckoflife September 26, 2018
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Samuel Hayden

tall robot in doom that stole crucible and is know for his quote 'i am not the villain in this story,i do what i do because there is no choice.'
by gaming stickman August 11, 2020
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