And Simon

Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon
by and Simon March 10, 2020
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simon

1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others
1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!
by AntiSimon2 August 12, 2010
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Simonitis

(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.

(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.

(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.
(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"

(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."

(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"
by frankbones February 09, 2007
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Simone

is a female demonic legendary creature who seduces men in their sleep, repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.
by overlord72 July 15, 2010
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Simon

A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.
Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.
by imedough August 26, 2010
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Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.
Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.
by plop central November 10, 2018
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Simone

by ehxbs May 27, 2020
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