Mr Silk

A nickname given to someone who is suave and charming to almost legendary proportions. Particularly apt if individual in question has been known to attract such specemins as scabby 17 year old tracksuit wearing chavs, whose only career prospects are that they might be promoted to toilet duty if they work hard for five years.

Also known to attract older women.

When drunk, however, a potential Mr Silk must lose his posh accent, not to mention the suave, and utter such classic lines as "Look at her arse" whilst drinking copious amounts of Stella Artois.

Particularly good nick-name if your potential Mr Silk is a Ginger.

Mr Silk: "Do you come here often?"
Victim: "Ah, Mr Silk, Thou playest me like a lute."

by Pippy Longstocking September 13, 2008

vanilla silk

Drinking so much vanilla extract that your jizz tastes like vanilla. You then make sure to cum in her mouth, allowing her to taste the deliciousness.

My boy friend said that he bought an entire bottle of vanilla extract, i hope he is going to use it to vanilla silk me.

by RoboC0P November 16, 2011

Corn silk

1) The fine hair around a woman's butthole.
2) The silky strands found when husking an ear of corn.

1) She had so much corn silk, giving her a rim-job was like flossing.

2) If you get a Brazilian wax, they take everything, even your corn silk!

3) My least favorite part of husking corn is removing the corn silk.

by KL&JH April 24, 2013

dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018

Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.

'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama

by Legatus 1TTA1 October 25, 2008

Throwing Silk

Ejaculating; the effect of a male orgasm; skeet

Hey man, do you want to go have lunch. Maybe later, I'm throwing silk right now.

by CC MACK June 24, 2018

detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019