shrek

a monster of a woman

Go home shrek.

by sidewaydaze562 December 16, 2002

The Shrek

A green alcholic beverage that will mess you up real good.
Its a secret recipe created by Paul Cave the rapper/cocktail maker.

There's only one of THE SHREK.

by MC PC October 25, 2009

shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

by the chene August 29, 2006

shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.

me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄

by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020

shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.

Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!

by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018

Shrek

A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece

Guy 1:shrek is a master piece
Guy 2:no it sucks
Guy 1:*loads glock*10 seconds to run

by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021

Shrek

This green ogre who has a don.... just watch the film man and get off your phone it's 3 am.

SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME... the Shrek anthem ( all star by SmashMouth)

by ImAlreadyTracerGirl December 23, 2018