Shiny Disco Ball 

An undercover method of describing a bitchy person. Can be used directly to their face if they don't know the term.

Much like an actual disco ball obnoxiously reflects light in all directions, a "shiny disco ball" feels the need to display their douchbaggery attitude to everyone around them.

Wow Megan, it is so nice to meet you. You seem like such a shiny disco ball!

Shiny Disco Ball by Pumpkn September 23, 2009

Shiny thing 

1) Any fascinating distraction. 2) Something valuable.

Oh look, a shiny thing!

Shiny thing by Glitterby July 19, 2010

shiny tits 

another term for 'fake tits', 'fake titties', 'pornstar boobs', 'synthetic milk duds', 'money mammories', 'doctor's special', 'plastic bags', 'green tits', 'pamelas', and many more referring to titties made by a plastic surgeon.

"Damn bro your mom has some shiny ass tits."
"that bitch got some #shinytits"
"Did you see the shiny tits on that one?"

shiny tits by mommy'sLittleBoy November 14, 2013

Shiny New Toy Syndrome 

The feeling you get in a long term relationship when you develop a crush on someone else for a short period of time.

I love James and i'd never leave him, but i think i have a slight crush on Will! Ugh i must have shiny new toy syndrome, it'll pass in a week!

Shiny New Toy Syndrome by feelingprettygay January 22, 2017

shiny trombone 

during sex when a girl ejaculates and the guy pulls out and it's all shiny with cum

"Dude you should have seen this chick, she gave me the best shiny trombone ever"

shiny trombone by godsflesh January 20, 2008

shiny sixpence 

A sexual act wherein the the ringpiece of the recipient is sprayed with furniture polish and the buffed to a fine lustre.

Why, hello there, young sabre, m'lad! I say, here's one: I've a shiny sixpence here and for the clever fellow who can drop his britches and touch his toes.

shiny sixpence by Chuck Pounder July 25, 2011

Shiny Uncle David

(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!

Polish your dome twice daily

Shiny Uncle David by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004