sheepsess crust

Male's semen dried and crusted on a woman or her clothing.

Uh oh I've got some sheepsess crust on me from last night.

by Nigerian creation March 2, 2017

Poop Steeple

Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections

Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."

by kel the dog August 13, 2010

sheepeople

People who immitate the behavior of sheep. Sheepeople harmlessly pass their time in grasslands away, while only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air. They pretend there are dangers that aren't real because they are meek and obedient and will follow their leader down the path of self-destruction.

As a sheepeople, I do what everybody else does (without a conscious thought about it).

by Bill Winters December 9, 2008

Sleepless Elite

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.

Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!

by Ambalise May 15, 2016

Atlanta Steeplechase

The premier frat-piece prep-sesh in the Southeast. Atlanta's upper crust brings the slam-nasty to some midgetmen on horses at a big field in Rome, GA.

Dude-Breh, are you going to be pounding Single Malt or Mint Julips at Atlanta Steeplechase?

by Croakie McBoatshoes April 23, 2010

Shmeeple

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

by Seby man November 29, 2019

Sheeplefuck

A complete gutless wonder, lacking any pride and dignity; stupid to the bone.

The guy's a damn sheeplefuck; if he had a brain, he'd take it out and play with it.

by DummyDoc July 4, 2009