sewer rat

A used tampon, all nasty with the string hanging out, flung in a toilet, potentially to clog the sewers.

She flushed her sewer rat despite the signs requesting not to do so.

by Joolie D November 15, 2005

Sewer Donkey

When a person (either sex) is a sweet little angel, goody two shoes, whole hearted sweetheart etc, when at home/ around the community. Then proceeds to be a party hungry, attention seeking, sloppy, whore when the night falls/ leaves the country.

Friend 1 - " So apparently my Jesus loving, church camp counsellor, never been drunk in her life sister is living it up half way across the world getting wasted and getting pictures with strange dudes. Thanks for the update facebook."
Friend 2 - " Nice. Your sisters a sewer donkey."
Friend 1 - "Dick."

Randy loved going to all the bible college parties because 8/10 times he would take home a sewer donkey.

by Wayne Moonwalker May 9, 2014

Springfield Sewer

The sexual act of putting your fully erect dick in a girl's vagina immediately after she's had an orgasm (won't work if you can't get her to cum) and peeing all-internally.

Baby I'm gonna give you a Springfield Sewer tonight

by bigdaddysavage6969 July 22, 2015

sewer served

In the legal world, someone can be "served" when they are given official documents by someone known as a process server. Some process servers will claim they "served" a person (that is, gave them official documents) when instead they got rid of the documents in an impossible-to-trace manner (i.e. dumped in the sewer). This process is known as being "sewer served".

"I ended up having a warrant out for my arrest because I never got that Court Summons! I swear I was sewer served, I check my mail every day."

by 123huehuehue July 30, 2012

Sewer Kitty

Smelly Women gentialia that smells similar to a sewer

" Ooo Girl, you smell like sewer kitty."

by Jamickagurrrrllll October 12, 2011

sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm February 23, 2012

sewer shrimp

A man's penis after unprotected anal intercourse with either a male or female partner.

Paul had a recurring case of sewer shrimp after his dumpster date with Rufus the bum.

What's that horrible smell, Jaemes? " Well Shelly was filling a little frisky last night and didn't mention that she hadn't showered in a week, must be residual sewer shrimp syndrome.

Stay away from Adoni, that sick fuck thinks his sewer shrimp is for show and tell.

by Donald A. February 12, 2019