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Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
by Monskam22 March 11, 2020
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Scrump(ing)

When the food is so absolutely bangin scrumptious that you just need to “scrump” it all up asap.

“Scrump” Scrumped, scrumpin is derived from the word Scrumptious, it means to devour quickly, passionately, maybe even loudly, leaving NO crumbs behind.

If the foods got your knees weak, your mouth watering, and your eyes glazed… you KNOW you boutta scrump.
Me: This food looks so heavenly, I’m boutta “scrump” so hard

Me 2: Did you see (y/n) eat that McD’s? They were “scrump(ing)” every last bit!

Me 3: I know that (y/n) can really put away some food, they can really “scrump”
by TheFirstSkinnyScrumper February 5, 2024
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Scrump

When you simultaneously jerk off and drag your ass across the ground like a dog.
Dude, stop scrumping it! It’s time to go to dinner.
by Girthquake1 March 24, 2025
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Scrump

by anonymous January 7, 2024
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Scrumps

Damn Megan, is scrumps waiting for me?? 😏
by Beast daddy April 6, 2021
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SCRUMP

when the corn goes into the butthole and you wiggle scrump daily
“Yo, I just SCRUMPED.”
“oh”
Yeah bro.”
by anonymous January 29, 2022
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