Guy 1: Hey I think you have a good chance getting with Rebecca tonight
Guy 2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She is scheming for seman bro, she will get with anyone
Guy 2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She is scheming for seman bro, she will get with anyone
by Dog gone snoop February 27, 2020
Get the Scheming for Semanmug. A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.
Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
by DoctorP June 20, 2025
Get the Tamponzi Schememug. The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Dasani Schememug. Scheme Liam, artist, songwriter and many more also leader of the scheme
crime syndicate, and leader of the scheme goons hailing from Glen Cove one of the three most powerful gangs in Glen cove.
crime syndicate, and leader of the scheme goons hailing from Glen Cove one of the three most powerful gangs in Glen cove.
by Scheme Glazer April 22, 2024
Get the scheme Liammug. When a person has such a voluptuous pair of booty cheeks that you plan to get into them as smooth as you can with the naughtiest of intentions. Just think of that person you have been wanting to take to pound town for the longest time
Damn I’ve been wanting to get in those cheeks for the longest time
Come on bro you can’t be scheming on the booty
Come on bro you can’t be scheming on the booty
by the1calledlez January 21, 2024
Get the scheming on the bootymug. I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 28, 2024
Get the Deposit Return Schememug. A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.
M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!
by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018
Get the Scheme Housemug.