The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.
by RJ Miller July 13, 2023
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by Operation kwas August 12, 2022
Get the Scheming mug.I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 28, 2024
Get the Deposit Return Scheme mug.A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.
Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
by DoctorP June 20, 2025
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Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
by DoctorP June 20, 2025
Get the Tamponzi Scheme mug.Noun; A server created to showcase schemes of owner 'Snowman', this server has been public since 2022 and has been updated ever since, the server is moderated by Admins and mods of 'Snowmans' soldiers, some notable Moderators and Admin include Monaco, Camo, Kdub, Asunder, and Cam. This server has recently evolved to include "Custom Diecast" made and sold by 'Snowman'
by kdub386 August 7, 2024
Get the Snowman Schemes mug.Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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