Sandwichlessness

noun /ˈsænd.wɪtʃ.ləs.nəs/
1. The tragic, gut-wrenching state of being without a sandwich.
2. A temporary yet existential crisis triggered by the absence of bread-meat-bread architecture in one's immediate vicinity. Side effects may include: pacing, fridge staring, and unjustified anger toward salad.
3. (philosophical) A spiritual void; the opposite of lunch fulfillment. Often used by monks of the Order of the Empty Plate.

1. "He opened the fridge, saw only pickles and regret, and sank into a deep sandwichlessness."

by hangryforsandwiches June 10, 2025

Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.

I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!

by Absterline June 23, 2014

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

Ham sandwiched

When you are at Disney World and you are unsuccessful at riding a ride or finding an item.

I was on Ride of the Resistanceand got ham sandwiched, so they closed the ride

by dsandman June 10, 2024

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025