The roommate 

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.

The roommate by Redd1981 May 4, 2023

Almond Roommate 

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

Almond Roommate by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Gamer Roommate 

Loud-ass roommate who is always screaming at random people and blaming them for not being on the level they want them to be, seeming to be using them as a coping mechanism all day...and LITERALLY all night.

Bro, I can barely sleep cause I have a gamer roommate who screams all night.

Gamer Roommate by Random B guy January 10, 2025

Weekend Roommate 

Someone who stays at another person’s house/dorm room for sex, all weekend long.

Alex has his usual Weekend Roommate over this weekend.

Weekend Roommate by ArchiveSZN March 29, 2025

December 5th fuck your roommate day 

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

December 5th fuck your roommate day by Remmerr November 27, 2023

sus_roomate 

Sus_roomate is a famous guy in Tik Tok. Well so many followers for them who ever upload furry video and then stopped, They stopped because got a lot haters around

sus_roomate in tik tok

sus_roomate by goodnsmart July 28, 2021