Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.
Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
by Official Batman May 2, 2018
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Plays for Real Madrid and the Brazil national team, and is the best striker currently.
Plays for Real Madrid and the Brazil national team, and is the best striker currently.
by Matt L. March 15, 2004
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The only person who can beat Ronaldinho at soccer is Chuck Norris.
Joe: "Hey bro, did you know that Ronaldinho used to have straight teeth?"
Jordan: "For real, what happened?"
Joe: "Well, when Ronaldinho scored against Chuck Norris, Chuck gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face."
Joe: "Hey bro, did you know that Ronaldinho used to have straight teeth?"
Jordan: "For real, what happened?"
Joe: "Well, when Ronaldinho scored against Chuck Norris, Chuck gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face."
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The other day, I bought my girl a #2 super sized at Mickey D's, but little did she know I was just in it for the Dirty Ronald.
by jeru411 March 10, 2007
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Many pundits predict if "Ronaldo" went through his career injury free he would have been the greatest player of all time.
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A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak*
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.
Or.
"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.
Or.
"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
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