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Robin's Song

The complaints of a person in an unfulfiling relationship who refuses to leave, no matter how terrible they say it is. When asked, "Why don't you just..." it is frequently followed by the line "Oh, no, I could never..." (A very cyclical and rather hopeless situation, really.)

Derived from a song of the same name by "The Barstool Prophets."
I got a call from my ex last night; she just kept singing Robin's Song about her new asshole boyfriend...

"And as he stumbles towards her / Left hand raised / She sings Robin's Song" --The Barstool Prophets
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
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Robin Romero

Robin is a male of dark skin and intellectual capacity that is beyond the reasoning of any reasonable person. Robin is the catalyst for the creation of the universe. The thought process of the Robin has undergone extensive studies and research. It was found that the thought processes of the Robin exist on dimensions that humans otherwise cannot exist. In recent years the thought process of the Robin has been adopted by the greatest minds of our time. Using the Robin for publicity and profits has seen the thought processes of the Robin come under intense scrutiny. It is argued that it can be highly dangerous and result in the cataclysmic end to the universe if implemented in modern warfare. The process itself cannot be defined as it does not exist on a level of human recognition. The results of the intensive study showed there was no thought behind the erratic impulses of the Robin. The Robin exists in an unoccupied multidimensional vector based quantum, running on energy pulses of extranomical magnitudes. The sheer power of the Robin can be ascertained to the balance of powers within the universe. The complex construction of this energy is made up of unique subatomic particles that do not exist to mask the Robin as simplistic and non-existent to protect this delicate equilibrium. Un-natural sources of the Robin would result in the planetary alignment being destroyed having an effect of instant and utter destruction of the physical realm. Therefore, the Robin must be kept a secret and protected. For further readings please visit: RobinTheory.org
Robin Romero : "hey, aahh" *falls over* *results in domino effect* *universe implodes*
Robin Romero: "woops!" :S
by Deza October 18, 2008
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Robinson Middle School

They are full of Trash athletes but the hot girls makes up for it they also go to Jasper which is gay asf but then again has hot girls just not the Ones that have half the population of India
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Robin

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operation robin hood

a phase used by the union

derived from the fact that Robin Hood would steel from the rich and give to the poor, the term "operation robin hood" is used to describe going to a chinese food buffet and taking home as much as you can fit into your pockets.

The term operation robin hood was created by union member Evan.
Evan and EZE did operation robin hood, and didnt have to worry about buying food for 3 days!
by little cactus November 10, 2003
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Red Robin Night

noun,

1. The condition occurring when a favored restaurant fails to deliver or is unlikely to deliver prompt service.
We entered Rossario's and saw that every table was occupied. Shannon asked the hostess, "Is tonight a Red Robin Night?"
by trojengolden February 10, 2012
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Jared Robison

A person that is truly the bomb diggity that deserves all the minidabs #yeet
Jared Robison is literally one of the most talented people I know.
by Kidney bones May 28, 2018
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