Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006

Roastbeef pussy

Vagina whose labia is brown and loose. Resembling roast beef samich meat.

(Jim) "Hey Ned, what did u eat for dinner last night?"

(Ned) "O, Jessica came over and I ate her roastbeef pussy"

by ned-the-wino December 27, 2008

side-ways roast beef sandwich

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.

A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."

by Primo March 30, 2005

Roast Duck

Sexual position popular from jamaican dancehall culture. Similar to missionary except the female keeps her legs close to her chest.

Spin around like you know Roast duck

by Stalac October 8, 2008

honey roast

The act of roasting or roast a person, except you need to say nice things about him.

Employee (honey roasting boss): Like that time when he fell down in that bear trap... He didn't cry like Mike always does.

by Gcas87 April 16, 2014

roast beef and chedder cunt

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.

Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010

ass roast

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement

Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!

by Nate-the Great January 9, 2009