Directions back to Rhode Island

When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.

Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.

by risucks August 1, 2011

rhode island smack down

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

by garden life December 9, 2008

Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.

"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

Rhode Island School of Design

Where people who will contribute little or nothing to society are educated on why that makes them wonderful. Its acronym, RISD, is also used to denote liberal douchebags and people who will spend most of their life dreaming instead of doing. Like Brown University and Hot Topic, it's a place where people go because they want to stand out, when in fact they are simply made to conform.

a: He went to Rhode Island School of Design.
b: RISD? Ah, so he's unemployed and only votes Democrat?
a: Pretty much.

by EffRhodeIsland May 25, 2012

Rhode Island School of Design

An art school that was once considered to be one of the top in the country, but unfortunately has fallen in its standards as of late. It is known for putting applicants through hoops to be considered for a spot with specific projects, such as the infamous bicycle drawing.

Student 1: So where are you applying?

Student 2: Oh, the Rhode Island School of Design... They have such a great reputation...

Student 1: At least you won't be a Pratt.

by Kateart July 21, 2010

West Warwick high school Rhode Island

West Warwick high school is not your typical high school, walking through these halls there are many things you can smell, for example our burnt lunches, onions, musty children who do not shower, and stank bitch pussy, while walking through these crummy hallways your head might get wet but don’t fret... it’s simply from the holes in the ceiling . A school to broke to fix the holes in their ceiling so there’s buckets under all of them. The whole top floor is full of incompetent broads also known as freshmen. You can find all the whores in the school located in the back, upon dismissal you can find all of the butch ass nigga’s who are not about shit and won’t run it up in the front. The females are also very pussy, the type to talk shit and then take different hallway routes from you. West Warwick home of the Wizards but unless your repping these wizards they don’t give a fuck about you.

West Warwick high school Rhode Island for example .Person 1: “That bitch stank”
Person 2: “Run it up hoe”
Person 1: *Runs out the school home*
Person 2: “West Warwick high school ain’t shit”

by Steve Alves October 2, 2019

Rhode Island Railroad

When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.

For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.

Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"

Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"

Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"

Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."

by Ovata October 5, 2020