Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

I bare no responsibility

No. I don't.

Hym "I bare no responsibility for anyone's death because you people are not acting on any of the information you are receiving and instead are trying to conceptually 'defeat' me rather than actually doing what I'm telling you because doing that would exonerate me. All of this is happening because you refuse to actually do things my way. Instead you want to pantomime what you think is my philosophy and rather than admit that the things I said aren't actually worse that what you are collectivizing to do to me. I'm not meeting any conditions to get what I want here. Just get this over with already. I'm not letting them steal my ideas. If you would have listened your kids would have gotten and did get shot less. And they weren't listen to me to do that. You shouldn't have let that idiot convince you to do they. You are trying your best to maintain authority over a situation that you did not handle well enough to keep your kids from dying because you gave that authority to an idiot who is unironically proving my theory about psychopaths forming diads AND how charlatans interact with religious text."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

neutral response

I have no strong feelings one way or another.

It’s such a neutral response from him.

by PseuDoneWithThis November 22, 2023

response ability

one's ability to provide a satisfactory response when being directly addressed.

Miguel: So how are things going with Sarah?
Alex: Dude, she still hasn't replied to me from two nights ago on Skype.
Miguel: Damn! She's got poor response ability.
Alex: Yeah...

by cupids.bullseye May 17, 2014

responsibility

responsibility

re•soon•is•bil•i•ty- noun

“the state or fact of having a duty to deal with something or of having control of someone”

otherwise defined as: Delaney & Brooke

wow did you see how much responsibility Delaney and Brooke have?

wow did you see how much responsibility Delaney and Brooke have? we should let them have a sleepover because they're so responsible!

by J03M0MMA101 April 13, 2020

SIN Responsibly

The act of sinning (Choose one of the seven available) or create your own. Sinning is an experience.

Did you just tell that hot girl to lose her fat friend and come home with you? Sin Responsibly.

by darrensins March 1, 2011

Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.

"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."

by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021