resoberate

The process of sobering up. Usually performed by consuming large amount of gatorade or greasy food after a long night of drinking but can be used to describe the process of coming down or returning to normal after heavy drug use.

1. Damn yo, I need some gatorade to resoberate.

2. Fuck! I shouldn't have did that line at lunch. I need to resoberate before going back to work.

by Digital Chocolate February 8, 2013

Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.

Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."

by filthyg. August 22, 2014

Remote red cup

When you lose your drink at a party

Self explanatory -remote red cup

by Bootybuttbubble July 2, 2016

remoterest

This is the furthest place out west. No where further. Nothing around. No civilisation

The big red bash is the remoterest festable there is an AUSTRALIA

by Dadsy Wadsy May 23, 2018

Remote dictionary

For some reason, the definitions in remote dictionary are different than definitions in urban dictionary.

Tim couldn't even find anything about his remote in remote dictionary.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Remote-flexible

As the landscape of the workplace changes, so does the way in which people work.

A new up-and-coming term within companies: Remote-flexible

Remote-flexible means work that is able to be executed at a home office or business office. These positions leave the decision to the employee for the majority of the time. (They could be asked to come in for a specific meeting or other business need from time to time.)

"I work for a company that is remote-flexible."
"This position is remote-flexible."

by VirtuallyAnonymous September 12, 2018

Remote loathing

Getting your hate on about someone or something from a safe enough distance that you can comfortably express your rage or disgust without making anyone aware that you are doing so. Best done alone, behind some bushes or in the back of a van.

Donny snuck off behind some trees to do a bit of remote loathing. It had taken him five days without sleeping, but he could now see that the entire craft fair must clearly be a front for a massive prostitution ring. "I can't walk five feet without tripping over blowjobs and people propositioning me for sex," grumbled Donny, "but so long as I stay here in my secret hidey hole, I can keep an eye on all the perverts and remotely loathe to my heart's content!"

by JLamprey December 11, 2019