nut to sack ratio

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

Pounding Sand Down a Rathole

An expression used to signify a menial or fruitless task; frequently to be preformed by someone not of sound mind or full capacity.

Giving money directly to a hopeless alcoholic to help him improve his situation is like pounding sand down a rathole.

by modtrtr March 6, 2009

Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
-----------(divided by)-------------
(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

--------------------------------------------------------

Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3

by FreeWheelTheory June 22, 2011

weight to tit ratio

the ratio of a girls weight compared to the size of her breasts.

that bitch weighs 3 bills but she's barely an a-cup. that chicks weight to tit ratio is wack.

by Byll September 14, 2009

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask

penis

penis: Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask
ok

by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022

L + Ratio + You Fell Off

The goddest tier of arguments. If you decide to say this, you won. Unless you are almost and very close to losing, this is the best way to climb back up

Person 1: You are literally toxic, you keep saying ez and its completely usele-
Person 2: L + Ratio + You Fell Off

by Among us sucks May 5, 2022