The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.

She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!

by Foodboi May 5, 2023

Cock Range

When you or your friend is in range to RAIL YOUR HOLE/S

Friend: *Leans up close to you*

You: Bro move back you are in cock range

Friend: Let me just get a little smell

by amogus sussus March 10, 2022

McShooting Range

When McDonalds employees use homemade slingshots to blast condiment packs against the dumpster on their breaks.

Each team chooses a different condiment and points are similar to axe throwing games.

‘It’s lunchtime, let’s go to the McShooting Range. I call ketchup.’

by MegRabbit February 16, 2021

Prater Range

Matt Prater's field goal kicking range

Normally when you get to the opponents 40 yard line and its 4th down its time to punt. But, when Matt Prater is your kicker you're in Prater Range.

by Tebow Tebow Tebow January 9, 2012

Tit Range

When an individual is in the vicinity (usually 6 inches) of someone's tits. Tit range can vary on size of tits. Nipples do count in this measurement. Measured on how far the tongue is from the tits. Word is usually used when a horny bitch presses her tits up to an idividual.

"Yo that bitch pushed her boobs THAT close to yu bro?"
"Yea man I was in tit range and i 'took the shot' know what im sayin?"
"NAH YOU NASTY AS HELL BRO"

by Chris1357 March 10, 2022

Big Rang

Sexiest ranga in the eastern suburbs and possibly the world. Anytime you need advice you go to Big Rang. Men want to be with him and women want to be him. Is a member of several cults such as Just Miles, Throckmorton and the thot slayers and the vocal virgins (formerly). If you’re lucky enough to be friends with big rang he will always be right behind even when you don’t know he’s there. Has been seen around local train stations and his activities are suspicious. Always snapping 20 girls at once. No one else is like Big Rang

“It’s him...”
“Who.?”
“Big Rang...”
“Oh damn”

by BigRang May 10, 2021

dick range

When you are up to two feet away or closer to something,

God damn that damn car parked in dick range of mine even tho The parking lot is empt.

by Dickrange October 12, 2019