randomness

1)the act of being so random and weird, that people find you hard to follow.

2)switching subjects so fast that you confuse many people

~Often random people have the attention span of a flea.~

Hey, I was atching the-and hey, that reminds me, did you know that monkeys can't touch their toes? so, anyway-oh, and neither can cats...haha, so, oh yeah, over the weekend I went to this place, and they served FREE COOKIES! and so the, yeah, and we have gym today. **bell rings**
Muaaaaah!!! Pizza time!!! **runs to get pizza
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so anyway...oooh! shiny object!

by youXdunnoXme June 16, 2005

a random

noun: someone (usually of the opposite sex, but not always) whos number you have, but you don't really know them. May have met then once or twice(usually while intoxicated). May have never even met them at all. You call them when you are bored and need something to do.

Man, I'm bored lets call up some randoms on my phone.

That guys a random; got his number when I was wasted, but dont really know him.

by Sahar October 26, 2004

Random

Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.

Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!

by Arran January 06, 2005

Randoms

People that you don't know, or people you met on the street.

Kourtney: Look at those randoms over there!
Kim: One just fell over(:

Kourtney: I am so bored
Kim: Me too, you wanna go meet some randoms?

by AmazingGrace(: June 19, 2010

randoms

Any situation, person, or people that is totally unknown

1. Theres alot of randoms at this party tonight
2. I hit that shit to hard, I'm gettin' random

by Bob December 18, 2003

Random

A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.

Bob: Hey frank!
Frank: Yeah?
Bob: Silver Turds! haha how random ay!
Frank: ...not funny

by MacAus91 March 06, 2008

Random

Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"

Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"

Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by arabian sand goggles December 11, 2010