Ramping

In the Magic the Gathering community this word means "Cards that add mana to increase the speed of your development". This can include Creatures, Artifacts, and Tokens.

Iam "See how the left is ramping up in response to the Florida shit?"

Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"

Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"

Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."

Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."

Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Spack ramp

A gradual man made slope or gradient for the use of mobility impared people to gain access to job centres etc

"Work shy , benefit grabbing Greg was pushed up the spack ramp on his ebay wheelchair into job centre to sign for his free handouts"

by Nutster August 22, 2017

T-Ramp

A more benevolent way of calling thy friend a tramp

Why hello T-Ramp

by T-RampHater October 27, 2018

ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.

My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.

by Farsiite April 19, 2016

Chocolate Ramp

The term used when somebody is on the come up in life after hitting rock bottom

Dylan said he was on the chocolate ramp after making a series of bad decisions

by BraddyBoy October 12, 2024

G-Ramp

This is a Glock with a switch on

"He flocked at tha opps with a G-Ramp"

by 6ix Da Keed February 20, 2023

Ramp to Heaven

What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)

"I tried building a ramp to heaven, but I got stuck in the wall becuase the game got so buggy :( "

by empha September 18, 2023