Alex Raftop

Alex

a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.

Alex Raftop get the hell off krunker

by lillegend76 November 11, 2019

Woozy River Rafting

Woozy river rafting is what dvbbs does at concerts

the crowd surf on a pool raft-- it's awesome

"Dude did you see dvbbs woozy river rafting? They better do that at every concert"

by woozyrider November 27, 2012

Red River Rafting

The act of putting one's penis into a loose woman on her period.

Even though Levi's girlfriend was on her period, he decided to go Red River Rafting and plunged into that pussy.

by KING KOONCE February 9, 2013

Brown water rafting

When you give a girl an enema and have anal sex while the enema is draining out

I went Brown water rafting with my ex. That's why she's my ex.

by EOGUY July 24, 2015

White water rafting

It's like motor boating a girls boobs except instead of moving your head side to side, you head butt her vigorously.

Girl 1: "Hey so how are you and Nate doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh last night he tried this new thing with me called white water rafting."

by MidnightH October 23, 2017

Sir. Raftus

John Gettys is Sir. Raftus he is the king of raftus, beer , Nelk, and hating

babe wake up Sir. Raftus took a “flick”

by Sir raftus.com August 19, 2023

white water rafting

When a woman of color (Usually african american) falls in love with, dates and/or has sexual relations with a white man.

Halle Barry and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is a perfect example of White water Rafting

by Aaron Jumpp November 11, 2007