Patriotic Cancer

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.

I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker

by k_brhodes July 6, 2014

patriot rapist

A term used for a soldier when doing what he has been trained to do.

We don’t like thinking about the wider disturbing reality of war which includes the actions of the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

Patricia pinto la creme

Just cuz she young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Patricia Pinto La Creme, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

by Want some more October 16, 2020

hyper patriot

A person who has unwavering, blind patriotism.

Eric owns 44 American flags--he's a hyper patriot.

by USE For Ever February 9, 2009

Patriot Act

The latest attempt by the US Government to curtail the rights of its citizens.

by Not Proud to be an American July 26, 2003

patrick stump

Patrick is the most important person in Fall Out Boy, not Pete as far too many people say. Think about it if Patrick decided to leave (God forbid) then they'd need to find a fantastic vocalist, a guitarist, a composer and someone to help produce the album.

Patrick stump is awesome and hot

by Lollyphant May 21, 2007

patricia raglin

Kapaun Mt Carmel in Wichita, Kansas was built around this ancient deity. Ms. Raglin exists out of time, and God turns to her for guidance and counsel. She holds the keys to Heaven and Hell, and Hell consists primarily of cheaters and gum-chewers. One cannot quantify the value of her class or the amount of extra credit given in a year's time. During the enlightening and philosophically enriching time that is AP English IV, a wooden rocking horse can be likened to masturbation. If you are chosen as one of her inner sanctum (Colloquially referred to as National Honor Society), one may reach a new level of enlightened consciousness. The psychologically "enriching" activity, also known as essay writing, increases the intellectual capacity of the human brain tenfold; furthermore, sentence patterns exponentially magnify this transformation of the mind (Sentence Pattern 1a). Finally, we come to perhaps the highest regarded activity of all: Book Chat. Book Chat is the discussion of extremely reputable novels (i.e. young adult novels) with the most astute of scholars at Kapaun Mt Carmel. To summarize, Raglin is perhaps the greatest professor to ever grace our insignificant planet, and her classes expand the power of the brain to the nth power.

In all honesty though, English class with Patricia Raglin consists primarily of total bullshit and lots of Sparknotes reading. The only thing you might learn is how fake it till you make it.

Patricia Raglin is the antithesis of a good English teacher, but her class is fucking hilarious.

by wegalize_leed November 9, 2017