When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.
by "Big" Mike September 5, 2008
Get the cunt puntmug. to take a person, preferably female, and pick her up in the air and punt her in her clitoris as you would do to a soccer ball. most commonly used when mad at someone.
by discoxxlemonade February 15, 2009
Get the clit puntmug. The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.
Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007
Get the Fetus Puntingmug. by Lecreator April 22, 2015
Get the Cunt puntmug. The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
Get the Midget puntingmug. When your outdoors and you get tired of chewing your gum so you spit your gum up in the air and drop kick it as far as you can. Can sometimes turn into a competition if your with friends.
Chody: Dude did you just see my gum punt!?
Blainer: Yeah man! it freaking landed in the back of that dudes truck!
Blainer: Yeah man! it freaking landed in the back of that dudes truck!
by Beauson March 26, 2011
Get the Gum Puntmug. by broske!! January 20, 2009
Get the Poon Puntmug.