Public Dog

Any animal you find out in public that you hold, pet or touch. The origin and germ status of said animal are unknown to you and it is now necessary that you disinfect the infected area.

A lost dog at the beach that you hold is a public dog.

"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."

by Ineedagallonofpurelle August 30, 2013

educating the public

How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.

"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"

by tgbnqaz123 December 16, 2013

Publicity Cunt

A female celebrity who achieved her social status and fame by capitalizing on her appearance in, and the distribution of, a highly publicized sex tape.

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are the richest and most famous publicity cunts in America.

by Sandy Sea October 24, 2014

public mattress

A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)

Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?

Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.

by thai-germane February 17, 2017

Caned in public

In certain non western countries, to be physically beaten/flogged in public with heavy wooden canes

In Indonesia for example, they don't know what Sodom and Gomorrah is, but people are caned in public for homosexuality, even perceived homosexuality.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021

The Public Media

A governing body that informs you of fear, (Ex: Dying Birds).

Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."

by Steve Buscemi Fan March 13, 2011

Public sitter

A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.

Guy: Dude, I just found out that Matt is a public sitter!
Girl: Eww, gross!

by Comment Poster June 16, 2008