Genital Public

Slang for the "general public". Because most of the general public are dicks

I don't really care for the mainstream ideas, I'm not a member of the Genital Public.

by DanyaelDemonic February 18, 2015

public mattress

A person who's having a high amount of sexual intercourse throughout their life. (mainly prostitutes, bitches and your girlfriend)

Hey, do you wanna hang out with Jessica again, your public mattress?

Friend 1: Where are you going to sleep tonight, man?
Friend 2: Er, I'll probably search for a public mattress and stay there until tomorrow.

by thai-germane February 17, 2017

public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.

for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"

by bdcb September 22, 2012

Public Popsicle

When you put your dick between two girls making out, and a chick on other end of you is sucking you off.

I got that public Popsicle last night from these bitches down the street, felt so good I my dick started humming the national anthem... Shit was crazy.

by Cynabal2 January 26, 2013

going Public

Going Public refers to an online secret relationship in a social network system (like facebook) between 2 people that is kept in a chat box so their friends are not aware that they are involved with each other. Thay appear as casual friends to the community; Until 1 or both change their relationship status and announce it to the facebook community.

Joan: "did you see, bill and kelly are going public"

Connie: "yes, Bill changed his relationship status on the home page. "

by Tonka's Plaything December 16, 2012

Public Dog

Any animal you find out in public that you hold, pet or touch. The origin and germ status of said animal are unknown to you and it is now necessary that you disinfect the infected area.

A lost dog at the beach that you hold is a public dog.

"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."

by Ineedagallonofpurelle August 30, 2013

The Public Media

A governing body that informs you of fear, (Ex: Dying Birds).

Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."

by Steve Buscemi Fan March 13, 2011