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Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”

Natural Product Synthesis

The specific challenge of creating, in the lab, compounds that are normally made by living organisms—medicines from plants, flavors from fruits, colors from insects, fragrances from flowers. Natural product synthesis is how we save endangered species (by not harvesting them), ensure consistent supply (by not depending on weather), and often improve on nature (by creating analogs that work better). It's also incredibly difficult—natural products are often complex molecules that evolution optimized over millions of years, and replicating them in glassware requires genius-level chemistry. When successful, natural product synthesis gives us steady supplies of life-saving drugs, consistent flavors for foods, and the satisfaction of having out-designed evolution, at least in one small molecule.
Example: "The cancer drug came from a rare Pacific yew tree—harvesting it was killing the trees. Natural product synthesis saved the day: chemists figured out how to make the molecule from common starting materials, and the yews could breathe easier. The synthesized drug was identical to the natural one, just without the deforestation. Nature had provided the blueprint; chemistry built the factory."

The Lost Product

Another term for Marijuana. Use when you wanna talk about it infront of someone who you are not sure aproves of it.
Guy: Hmmm. Look at the time (4:20). Looks like The Lost Product is about to be found.
The Lost Product by Bestical July 21, 2011

cheese dairy product 

Cheese is a dairy product, derived from milk and produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep.

yes I copy pasted it why you so among us 🙄💅
that cheese dairy product is so Cheese is a dairy product, derived from milk and produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep. 😫🤧

Try my product

What the annoying video professor guy says repeatedly to try to get you to fall for his scam.
So what have you got to lose? Try my product!!

Farting out product

When a squeeze bottle is low on product and makes fart sounds when you squeeze it.
We’ve got ketchup in the fridge, but we’re almost out and it’s farting out product
Farting out product by Joe cain September 18, 2023