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Prick Ass Bastard

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.
by pstage August 4, 2007
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prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.
SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!
by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008
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Prick Pocket

verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap
She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.

Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.
by Smaugher November 25, 2010
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prickmobile

Any normally crappy car that is outfitted with various "improvements" that suggest it is driven by a prick. Such additions include fake mufflers, fake spoiler fins, and fake air intake scoops. Attaching these things to a car is most often a failed attempt at appearing "gangsta." In no way are these cars any better than the car they appeared to be before some prick put these aftermarket additions on.
I love how prickmobiles can make all the noise in the world and still be slower than my minivan. They just draw attention to their own crappiness.
by The Agent of Randomness June 22, 2011
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Prickle Bushes

A common name for large thickets of blackberry bushes. Often thought of as a pest, these bushes grow quickly and engulf trees, barns, and abandoned houses. They have annoying prickles that will catch on your clothing, and give you shallow cuts on unprotected arms and legs.
"Watch out for those prickle bushes, Tom! You'll get stuck and they'll give you some nasty cuts!"
by Shamhatter January 9, 2012
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Prickly Pair

When your boyfriend is so excited about the excellent shave job you just gave his testicles he rewards you by dragging his sack across your upturned smiling face.
Brian hoped that after buying that new razor, his boyfriend would reward him with the best prickly pair of his life.
by DingusBro April 10, 2015
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prickhole

A person deserving the worst treatment by his friends family and strangers based on their treatment of how they treated their friends, family and strangers. Someone who needs a cactus jammed up their ass on principle.
This prickhole lied to clients in cases, took their money and left them in jail. If he gets a pineapple jamned down his throat in hell his prickhole will get off easy.
by Come on meow June 29, 2016
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