predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts

can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.

by BPB 562 January 16, 2009

predatorous rex

a very creepy pedophile, preying upon the wee children.

"have you seen my kid?"
"no, sorry"
in whispers;
"holy shit, theres a guy carrying a bag of candy with no kid. he must be a predatrous rex"

OR

"omg, the teacher was rubbing my shoulders in class"
"ew, whatta predatorous rex"

by itsellinow (L) December 13, 2009

predatory editing

Phrase. Used to describe the splicing, mixing, or overlay of raw recorded audio or video files to create, augment, or twist the narrative of the original event. A re-contextualizing of key words, phrases, or images to influence the opinions of viewers or listeners. Individuals or groups can be targeted using this device, often with malicious intent.

Example: predatory editing is commonly used by Bachelor or Bachelorette series editors to portray certain individuals as "villains" or "good guys" to boost show ratings.

Looks like Chad's the bad guy on Jojo's season - thanks predatory editing!

by JonahWebster May 31, 2016

premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008

premature epublication

The act of accidentally posting a thought, link, pic, blog, etc. online, and not able to delete and repost because a thread of comments have already started in response to it.

Dammit, I sent out another premature epublication?!?

I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!

by mpdouchebag November 19, 2009

Premature Philjaculation

1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever

Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated

Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night

by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010

Predark

The time of day when criminals plan the things they will do that night such as mudering, kidnapping, and robbery. The people who particpate in Predark always drive PT Cruisers.

Person A: I will be right back, I am going to get a burrito.
Person B: Wait! Let me go with you.
Person A: Why?
Person B: It's Predark, it is dangerous going out alone.

by Head Rodie June 25, 2010