Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits
by YaboyNick2019 July 5, 2019
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The act of spraying salt water in the mouths of your fellow churchgoers in an effort to prevent coronavirus.

For maximum effect, send a prayer to Jesus that the boomer remover won’t come get ya.
Lily: Yo, did you hear about the church in South Korea that tried to spray and pray?

Jack: Yeah. And they got the fucking coronavirus because of it.
by bowtie_fanatic456 March 27, 2020
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Praying furiously fast and with great earnestness. An Australian expression. In Australia, clappers were bird scarers that ran around like mad things.
My mate had to be rushed to the hospital this morning. Pray like the clappers for him!
by wordlady1 May 29, 2010
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When u spray a girl with water and chase her with your penis as if you are the predator and she is the pray
Jimmy: I have to spray and pray the demon

Jannit:the fuck are u doing
Jimmy: Rarwww!!! Attack!!
Jannit: oh shit!! Run!! Not your penis!!
Jimmy: rarwwwww!!!
by Unifantfillo May 25, 2015
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he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!
by michael foolsley July 20, 2012
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OK...we all know that a female praying mantis bites the head of the male after the have sex. So a reverse praying mantis is when your wife/girlfriend bitches at you "biting your head off". Then later when she has cooled down and horny she wants to have sex.
Man my chick was bitching like crazy yesterday. Its ok though because she pulled a reverse praying mantis
by sheisducksick August 20, 2011
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Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.
Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.
by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019
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