Potak 

There isn't much definition it's just potak. Really whatever you believe.

Mm PoTaK

pOtAk

Potak by It_a_me June 27, 2017

Potato wagon 

Small bikini-type underwear, or a thong, for well endowed men. Similar to a banana hammock, but bigger

He could barely stuff his junk into that potato wagon

Potato wagon by Miss Sara and Godfrey January 21, 2019

Potatotarian 

Someone who doesn't regularly exclude potatoes from their diet.

Mr. Potate:
"I could be starving right now. Anything good in your fridge?"

Hostess:
"There could be some babe potatoes. Heard you're a potatotarian -- want to try 'em?"

Mr. Potate:
"Hella yeah!"

Potatotarian by PoppaCrumpalicious May 16, 2023

you potatoed! 

Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.

*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”

you potatoed! by iPlayyz November 6, 2017

welcoming potato 

A "Welcoming Potato™" is when you add a potato emoji (🥔) as a reaction to a user's first, introductory, post in a Discord chat server.

It is customary to hand out Welcoming Potatoes to new users and is generally considered a sign of a kind and welcoming community. Some may also use the amount of potatoes given per new user as a metric for activity, or how welcoming a community is.

Q: What's up with all the potatoes in #introductions
A: Those are Welcoming Potatoes™, they are customary on Discord.

X: You should join this Discord server, tons of starch
Y: Nice!

welcoming potato by BrendlefitchCrundlescratch September 16, 2018

Jimmy big potatoes 

One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.

Fuck dude theres Jimmy big potatoes im outta here.

Jimmy big potatoes by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes 

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes by Kramerk September 15, 2009