possum penis

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

by Schwinkmartindale July 06, 2008

Possum in a sack

A girl who acts like a dead fish in bed. Possum(girl playing dead) sack(bed)

I was hooking up with Bobbie Sue McGillicutty the other day, she was a total possum in a sack, she just laid there and did nothing as I was giving her the best 2 minutes of her life.

by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth, IV May 01, 2008

rotten possum

The act of deficating one's self whilst in the throes of lovemaking.

Our hot steamy lovemaking was abruptly interrupted when the rotten possum reared it's ugly head.

by Buncemaster General July 16, 2004

possum bashin'

A sport in which one sneaks up on or chases down a possum and bashes it with a club like device on the head. At the end of the allotted time the team with the most possums wins. (Possum bashing can also be done in exhibition form where only one group bashes soley for the enjoyment of the sport.

Tonight were a goin' possum bashin' and tomorrow Mama is gonna make us possum stew with all our killins.

by Thomas Jude March 04, 2008

sex possum

The act of pretending to sleep to avoid sex with someone unattractive/unwanted.

Ugh, I got no sleep last night. I had to sex possum for like an hour until my trick lost interest.

by Atlantis Summit March 19, 2014

Sneaky Possum

One who is very clever or stealthy. Usually can get away with any misdeed they do.

Usually a sneaky possum is also a ninja.

Bob: DUDE! John stole the last brownie as the baker watched ,and I got blamed!

Jim: He's a sneaky possum, he can get away with anything.

by Suchy April 06, 2010

Snow possum

A cool old man.

Wow he really is a snow possum he’s so cool

by K005 January 03, 2021