poon

When something is so funny that you can't talk.

Hahahahahahaha!Dude, dude, tha-that was poon.

by Kyle112294 November 18, 2006

poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

by drew March 9, 2004

poon

Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.

Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.

by Jay Money October 19, 2006

poon

how a mentally retarded human being would spell the word pune. pune meaning wet sopping vagina. poon meaning what the fuck?

he man you see that girls poon? what the fuck is a poon? OH YOU MEAN PUNE!

by taucan December 26, 2011

poon

nickname for a male who gets vagina on a frequent basis.
derived from poontang or "vagina".

hey poon!

by trevor0065 April 12, 2010

poon

an offensive term for an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Sarah: I can't believe Kat is such a poon!
Shelby: I know, just like that poon Robert.

by sarah violetry September 10, 2008

poon

verb. pooned, pooning
IPA pronounciation /pun/

A derivative of the word pwn.

The existence of this words owes to the phenomenon of people writing words how they are pronounced, rather than how they are spelled. One reason is because words in english words don't always sound the way they are spelled and an other is that it in many cases saves time.

However, the pronounciation of this word might not reflect upon the pronounciation of the word pwn. Either because one attempts pronounce it without any significant vowel sound or due to that some languages use the "v" sound instead of the "w" sound for the "w".

"Let's poon this boss."

"zomg you totally pooned that horde!"

by Tyralon December 14, 2008