Mucking the pooch

another saying that means screwing

Dude you are mucking the pooch right now come on.

by B-rad is rad December 21, 2012

pooch mullet

When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.

Sparky! Look here! Good dog. Show me your pooch mullet! Show me your pooch mullet! Good dog.

by TrE999999999 April 28, 2011

Pooch Smooch

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.

Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.

by BadAtty September 10, 2022

pooch chops

The pubic hair surrounding the cushion top of a woman's vagina resembling a man's mutton chops on their face

I forgot to shave my pooch chops now my pubs are going to stick out of my bikini bottoms

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 5, 2008

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

by 123456789! January 15, 2009