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Dirty Polar Bear 

Requires some preparation:

The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.
Dirty Polar Bear by Zmann966 September 11, 2011

alaskan polar bear 

a bear from alaska... nothing sexual at all u pervert

Toasty Polar bear

Getting a handjob useing IcyHot as a lubricate.
Guy 1: Dude whats wrong with you?
Guy 2: I got a toasty polar bear and my nuts still burn.

cooler than the polar bear's toenail 

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

Rapist Polar Bear 

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.
bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"

Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall 

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.
yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.