A blowjob which involves cold hands & lots of teeth.
Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj

Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night
by Themaskedman2k14 February 19, 2014
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Giving head with cold hands and using ones teeth.
-"What was you SO like?"
-"She gave Polar Bear Head with her cold hands and lots of teeth."
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a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.
Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.
by astrolad May 20, 2009
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I got polar bear head last night, it wasn't that great.
I hear Katie gives polar bear head.
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dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.
yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.
by shakeitlikeasaltshaker April 25, 2009
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Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.
by nuclear jope December 14, 2009
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