Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.

"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!

by geniusman69 April 25, 2022

Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.

Brendon Urie in pleasure pants is sexy af.

by CougarMom August 24, 2018

business with pleasure

A girl who is capable of satisfying you while staying professional

Jan is such a business with pleasure!

by Catholicism February 29, 2016

Pleasure Provider

The more businesslike and dignified term for whore, prostitute, or trick. One who provides pleasure for a price.

Aeriq: Ay ho, get your ass over here!
Lacey: Hey don't be callin' me a ho.
Aeriq: That's what you are though.
Lacey: I know, but I like to be called a Pleasure Provider. It's less harsh..
Aeriq: Aight..

by lacefrogface January 31, 2009

self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012

abiding pleasure

The pleasure experienced independently of having achieved one's desires. English term for the katastematic pleasure of Epicurean philosophers.

What positive psychologists like Dan Gilbert call synthetic happiness, Epicureans call abiding pleasure.

by The Autarkist December 4, 2014