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platinum heart

to have a heart of pureness that is the hottest around
Guy 1: i have a platinum heart!
Guy 2: why do you have a platinum heart?
Guy 1: because im nice to everyone even if they've been mean and disrespectful towards me.
by JustTrey February 9, 2023
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platinum status

usually used in tha rap industry regardin to a rappa's status
2pac's well sold albums earned him platinum status
by blitz December 4, 2003
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Platinum Shower

When a man showers a few/many woman with his cum.
Woman 1: "jeez your all wet"

Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"

Woman 1: "by yourself?"

Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"

Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"
by Chrisssssssssss mayn December 27, 2010
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platinum shower

When you play a grand prix in Mario Kart and you get first place in all four races. As the stars pour out of the first place cup on the winner, it is a platinum shower.
Will: The game is cheating!

Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi
by Four-G March 18, 2008
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Platinum Birthday

When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.
Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!
by Whiskey Infused Wit June 26, 2017
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Platinum Springroll

The act of a springroll...

- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -

... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!

Who?

- Mary-Anne!

No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!

- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
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Platinum Wank

When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.

Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"

D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"

T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
by h2ous June 16, 2009
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