Guy 1: i have a platinum heart!
Guy 2: why do you have a platinum heart?
Guy 1: because im nice to everyone even if they've been mean and disrespectful towards me.
Guy 2: why do you have a platinum heart?
Guy 1: because im nice to everyone even if they've been mean and disrespectful towards me.
by JustTrey February 9, 2023
Get the platinum heart mug.by blitz December 4, 2003
Get the platinum status mug.Woman 1: "jeez your all wet"
Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"
Woman 1: "by yourself?"
Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"
Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"
Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"
Woman 1: "by yourself?"
Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"
Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"
by Chrisssssssssss mayn December 27, 2010
Get the Platinum Shower mug.When you play a grand prix in Mario Kart and you get first place in all four races. As the stars pour out of the first place cup on the winner, it is a platinum shower.
Will: The game is cheating!
Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi
Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi
by Four-G March 18, 2008
Get the platinum shower mug.Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!
by Whiskey Infused Wit June 26, 2017
Get the Platinum Birthday mug.The act of a springroll...
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -
... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
Who?
- Mary-Anne!
No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!
- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
Get the Platinum Springroll mug.When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
by h2ous June 16, 2009
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