Pithagorean

A disciple of the Greek mathematician Pythagoras (c. 500 BC), who was puzzled that for any circle, the ratio of its perimeter to diameter has always the same approximate value of 3.1, leading them to wonder whether the constant number was imbued with any mystical or numerological significance.

The first mathematical murder unprovenly took place when a Pithagorean was thrown into the sea by his mathematical brethren, when he blasphemed that the constant value associated with any circle couldn’t exactly be written as a ratio of two whole numbers, which contradicted his master’s numerical gospel that everything in the universe could only be expressed in whole numbers or their ratios.

by Fasters January 3, 2022

pithecoathlemophobia

The overwhelming fear of Monkey Balls. Particularly large ones.

Person #1: “I couldn’t get through Jschlatts newest video, those giant monkey balls scare me a lot!”
Person #2: “I think you have pithecoathlemophobia!”

by PistolWhip420 April 9, 2022

Pithecanthropus

A thing I don’t know what is

Hey do you know what a Pithecanthropus is?
Sorry, I don’t.

by @nobodyisanybody May 17, 2022

phihl hphilhil

a term for the straightest straight man to ever straightly live

"Wow, hey Phihl hphilhil ! How's it going?"
"bad"

by jackathan September 22, 2023

prince phishing

Prince Phishing is the act of turning the tables on a nigerian prince. This often includes enticing nigerian princes on websites such as craigslist.org and then playing along with their scam only to later exact revenge upon them. This is often played for sport.

There are several ways to go prince phishing: for instance, if you were to list a laptop on craigslist.org for sale, and you receive a nigerian prince email asking you to send the laptop in exchange for payment over the internet, you would act like you believe him completely and then proceed to mail the prince a picture of your penis inside of a box with a declared customs value of thousands of dollars. When the prince goes to pick the package up from customs, thinking he has bested you, he will pay up to hundreds of dollars of his own money to pick up his winnings, only to then receive the box and realize he has paid hundreds for a picture of your penis.

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third December 26, 2009

fly phishing

The act of sending unsolicted dick pics to large groups of people hoping someone might respond.

Richard was fly phishing by sending over 50 dick pics to ladies on Facebook.

by In Memorium May 4, 2016

Miz-Phit

A young rapper unable to adapt to their circumstances

Miz-Phit is always down on his luck

by Miz-phit January 1, 2022