Phil Atio

A great fake name to give a substitute teacher (sounds like fellatio--get it?).

Substitute teacher: "Who is that boy making a penis out of modeling clay?"

Student: "Oh, that's Phil. Phil Atio. He's going out with Connie Lingus. You should send his ass to the principal."

by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

American philanthropist

An individual or organisation which invests in social responsibility initiatives for the dominant purpose of being able to tell others about their glorious selfless generosity, and hence increase their standing in the community.

"Dude the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls is such a blatant American Philanthropist undertaking"

"I heard that place was a concentration camp that abused young girls. In any case, the Goldman Sachs Small Business Fund is American Philanthropy in it's most purest form"
"Word"

by Digital Demon June 15, 2011

dr phil moment

When you're casually watching Dr Phil with someone and all of a sudden Dr Phil starts going off about a bad behaviour that's totally been exhibited by the person sitting next to you - and suddenly you feel the need to jump off the couch and dance wildly because your friend's just been called out and you feel justified and authenticated.

Dr Phil says: Picking your nose is bad manners. You look over and see your friend has his fingers up his nose to the knucle - a habit which you've pointed out to your friend a dozen times, but they deny it. A dr Phil moment... justifies your position

by valerieh February 16, 2008

misanthropic philanthropist

a person who likes helping those in need but hate socializing, dealing with Society and most people in general.

He's a misanthropic philanthropist, watch he'll give out all the money and later complain about how can't stand people and how stupidity they spend the money he gave them.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Dr. Phil

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

by blah January 5, 2004

philadelphia

Like any large city, it is hard to define Philadelphia in just one way. It has its rich neighborhoods like Society Hill and it has a lot of poor neighborhoods. Just read the history of Philadelphia and you will respect the city and realize other cities don't even come close. No, its not fancy or glitzy, but thats why I believe it is a great city. It has integrity, like the hard working people in the city. In the USA, it might be the most historically influential city. It was the first capital, and was home to the first hospital, zoo, stock exchange, public library, public grammar school, public volunteer fire department, university, bank, computer, modern sky scraper, and the list goes on. Still want to disrespect this city?

-And by the way, the only reason "The Real World" initially cancelled shooting in Philly was because of the Unions. With that worked out, it is coming back and filming this spring.

The present status of Philadelphia might not be as impressive as its history, but it can only improve from this point.

by Philarch April 14, 2004

Phil Hartman

A man whose death I've never quite gotten over...

Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...

by Anonymous May 14, 2003