Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

pathetic

What most Americans are.

They have no respect, no integrity, no sophistication, no knowledge or understanding of anything. And are arrogant and are all scumbags.

The majority of Americans are pathetic

by Death Menace March 24, 2023

Pathetic

A big, buff guy who looks suspiciously like a girl. I.E. Bugfreckle

"That was such a pathetic, Bugfreckle move there, man."

by cozymozy November 2, 2023

pathetic excuse

the evies

the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

pathetic excuse

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.

When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!

by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019