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assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala October 16, 2012
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gets that parkour

It's what Rick /Rick and Morty said

AND THATS THE WAY THENEWSMGOES
Bnxjdiek gets that parkour
by We ck October 9, 2017
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Parkour

An exuse for a bunch of running and jumping and being able to not get in trouble
Guy1: hey let's go do some parkour.
Guy2: yes I always wanted an exuse for jumping and running! Let's go
by Minemonkey9999 December 14, 2014
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Parkour

Bro 1 “Do you do parkour?”
Bro 2 “You mean use?”
Bro 1 “What?”
Bro 2 “Do I use code lazar?”
Bro 1 “Oh yeah! Do you?”
Bro 2 “Yeah. Only retards don’t”
by John Fiddleton April 23, 2019
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parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.
Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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peanut parlor

a name for the person who does not know how to use the phrase peanut gallery properly.

Spelled parlour in Canada but pronounced exactly the same. Anyone who tries to pronounce the u is American or a peanut gallery.
i.e: George Bush is a peanut parlor or Kevin Morgan has peanut parlor ideas, as perceived by Rosie Lines.
by Dr. Grammer March 27, 2009
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parkoured

To have done the act of Parkour/Freerunning.
Dude, I just parkoured over that gazebo the other day.
by FrizB May 17, 2007
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