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red oyster

Red oyster is the new term for spy or spying or telling on someone.
Red oyster was Flavor Flav's spy, and some people believed she was also part of the crew as a "plant" or someone who might have been purposely planted in a reality show (producers are sometimes known to employ their own spies to purposely watch the girls).

As what Eye'z did in the second season of "Flavor of Love," (and also reported on "I Love New York" and "Rock of Love") on VH1, busting a "red oyster" in reality tv means a contestant took a page out of the Red Oyster Handbook and followed in red oyster's footsteps by actually snitching on a rival in an attempt to win the competition.
Red Oyster eliminated 3 flavorettes from "Flavor of Love" by being Flav's spy.
Flavor Flav uses the word red oyster to mean aphrodisiac.
Abigail aka red oyster was the first flavorette to be given a nickname in "Flavor of Love"
Abigail aka red oyster was also the first flavorette to voluntarily withdraw from a competition.
"Don't be a red oyster! Don't tell on me!"
"Stop getting me in trouble. You're such a red oyster!"
"If you bust a red oyster and admit what happened, the competitor will be eliminated!"
"Don't be a red oyster and bow-out of the competition!"
by K.I.T.S June 30, 2008
mugGet the red oystermug.

Throat Oyster

Chunk of phlegm in you throat (the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, esp. when produced in excessive or abnormal quantities, e.g., when someone is suffering from a cold.)
by ThomASS 666 December 17, 2008
mugGet the Throat Oystermug.

hawaiian oyster

Overly Wet Pussy that looks like an oyster when presented to the taker.
I could tell from the wet spot she left on the mattress that she had a Hawaiian Oyster.
by BigMikeAZ April 21, 2018
mugGet the hawaiian oystermug.

bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;
I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.
by theromero4 April 13, 2017
mugGet the bashing oystersmug.

Oyster Boy

A guy who cums in his own jocks and doesn't clean it up out of sheer laziness.
Eventually the underwear will develop a hard oyster like shell and some say if left long enough it's contence will turn into a beautiful perl
Reed you disgusting oyster Boy, ya undies are as hard as a dinner plate
by Fiddle me this February 26, 2022
mugGet the Oyster Boymug.

oyster farm

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.
by walterc February 15, 2015
mugGet the oyster farmmug.

Bloody oyster

Period ridden vagina. A female private part that is soaked in menstration blood.
I went to perform oral on her and she had a bloody oyster.
by usmccouret July 21, 2014
mugGet the Bloody oystermug.

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