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red oyster

Red oyster is the new term for spy or spying or telling on someone.
Red oyster was Flavor Flav's spy, and some people believed she was also part of the crew as a "plant" or someone who might have been purposely planted in a reality show (producers are sometimes known to employ their own spies to purposely watch the girls).

As what Eye'z did in the second season of "Flavor of Love," (and also reported on "I Love New York" and "Rock of Love") on VH1, busting a "red oyster" in reality tv means a contestant took a page out of the Red Oyster Handbook and followed in red oyster's footsteps by actually snitching on a rival in an attempt to win the competition.
Red Oyster eliminated 3 flavorettes from "Flavor of Love" by being Flav's spy.
Flavor Flav uses the word red oyster to mean aphrodisiac.
Abigail aka red oyster was the first flavorette to be given a nickname in "Flavor of Love"
Abigail aka red oyster was also the first flavorette to voluntarily withdraw from a competition.
"Don't be a red oyster! Don't tell on me!"
"Stop getting me in trouble. You're such a red oyster!"
"If you bust a red oyster and admit what happened, the competitor will be eliminated!"
"Don't be a red oyster and bow-out of the competition!"
by K.I.T.S June 30, 2008
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Throat Oyster

Chunk of phlegm in you throat (the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, esp. when produced in excessive or abnormal quantities, e.g., when someone is suffering from a cold.)
by ThomASS 666 December 17, 2008
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bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;
I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.
by theromero4 April 13, 2017
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oyster farm

Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.
by walterc February 15, 2015
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hawaiian oyster

Overly Wet Pussy that looks like an oyster when presented to the taker.
I could tell from the wet spot she left on the mattress that she had a Hawaiian Oyster.
by BigMikeAZ April 21, 2018
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Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!
The male ate his semen like a man oyster!
by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017
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Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place
Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later
by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021
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