A gay piece of shit that will suck any dick for a $1.30 and some animal crackers but overall really chill. Also very retarded and goes to HHS in Mrs.Soliz’s class.
by BigBoiMarques April 29, 2019
by The kid that is small April 10, 2019
An ogre/cave dwelling mammal. The Owen is a huge mama's boy, it is often thought that an owen breast feeds until puberty. It grows facial hair at the ripe age of 3 and tends to keep it through out the rest of it's life to hide it's ogre like appearance. The Owen is often overweight. It survives on pickles and ranch dressing. Unlike other ogres The Owen has yet to to find his fiona. It often makes bad choices in purchasing vehicles and is oblivious to the fact that they are complete garbage. The Owen's favourite past times are watching house, taking 2 hour craps, awkwardly grunting at random moments, and mumbling nonsense. If you give The Owen a couple drinks he turns into the toughest man around, (so he thinks). 100% of the time The Owen turns gay at the age of 30.
by ImNotAnOwen! December 09, 2010
Owen? An amazing Friend, he cares for others, he’s funny, and he’s talented, he’s very thoughtful, he’s kind, nice, he’s the kind of boy that would steal your heart. But to me he’s a brother.
by Somuchdancing123 January 14, 2018
A true nature boy. Sends weird signals, so you never know if Owen is being serious. You know that Owen loves you when he makes an effort for you, because Owen doesn't share feelings and could truly live without friends. Owen is very stubborn, and competitive. It is impossible to change Owen. Owen is usually quiet, not because he is shy, but because he doesn't care enough to ask you about your personal life (he doesn't like small-talk). Owen is unlike any other being, that he only has one female equivalent. If you are his female equivalent, you act almost identical to him. You also have an inseparable meant-to-be kind of connection. Somehow you wanted and tried to be friends with him, as he was doing the exact thing to you, but both of you never look for new friends, because it is unnecessary-but for some reason, you are connected to Owen (if you are his female equivalent) and you were both looking for each-other and you didn't even know it.
by Jpgymnast25 March 02, 2018